3 PACK Old Spice Original High Endurance, Anti-Perspirant & Deodorant

• Old Spice High Endurance, Original Scent Men's Anti-Perspirant & Deodorant, 3 Oz
• Old Spice Invisible Solid Men's Antiperspirant and Deodorant reduces armpit sweat, goes on invisible, and stays feeling dry
• So easy to use you might accidentally put it on and only later realize your man-nificence
• High Endurance collection boosts your man-smell and prepares you for success
• The citrus and clove scents of Original are often imitated but never duplicated

This is an Old Spice Anti-Perspirant & Deodorant you will find in the medicine cabinets of haunted houses. That’s because it’s spooky how good it works. It goes on clear, and lasts all day. Don’t be frightened by its manly, yet invisible power. Odor protection lasts all day, even into your graveyard shift at the plant. Old Spice High Endurace Anti-Perspirant & Deodorant.

What are the pros of procuring this product?

• It plants a flag of fragrance high atop your man mountain
• It gives heart to the weak, while striking fear into your enemies
• It smells like cobra fangs
• It allows you to mark large geographical areas with your scent and increase your dominion
• It increases your ability to sense other dimensions
• It makes you feel like a delicious meatball sandwich for women
• It makes larger mammals fear you
• It allows you to save small animals using only your man scent

What are the cons of procuring this product?

• It incites an unmistakable urge to wrestle large animals
• It creates a desire to climb tall mountains simply because they exist
• It smells too manly
• Its manly scent causes people to assume you’re an astronaut able to answer aerospace queries